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George Takei : She Thought She Was Just Comforting Him, Until He Said This.

She Thought She Was Just Comforting Him, Until He Said This.
Posted: diciembre 14, 2015 a las 4:46 pm   /   by   /   comments (0)

George Takei … She Thought She Was Just Comforting Him, Until He Said This.

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Mi amigo George Takei

Porque algunos americanos se quejan de mi acento mexicano, me piden que les repita; lo hago hasta 3 veces y siguen sin entender.

She Thought She Was Just Comforting Him, Until He Said This.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are – my – test – results – back?”

Para terminar les dejo una frase de George Takei.

Esto se supone que es una democracia participativa y si no estamos ahí participando, entonces la gente que manipula y explota el sistema intervendrá allí.

Sean felices vivan la vida al máximo, claro sin excesos para que estemos más tiempo aquí. 😉

George Takei más información en Wikipedia

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